Dial A Life Coach

(photo by oskay)

I may as well share it on my blog, in case you are thinking of contacting me. I do not usually take calls when I am busy writing. If you have trying to reach me by telephone, you may hear a voice that tells you I am not available to pick up the call. In fact, my latest recorded auto attendant message to my Dial-A-Life-Coach line goes like this….

“I am sorry that I am not here to take your call. Should you have an urgent matter, here is what you can do next to help yourself –

If you think your life is empty, press 0 nine times.
If you have frustration issues, press 1 repeatedly to infinity.
If you have difficulty making life decisions such as career choices, you may press 2, 3, 4 or 5.
If you are feeling stressed, solve this first Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x] before proceeding to press 6.
If you are in a state of delusion, press 7 and then wait for your call to be transferred to mother ship.
If you are feeling miserable, press 8 lovingly, gently and slowly.
If you have got money issues, please hang up. No one is available to take your call. Go work on your money beliefs first!
If you cannot remember who you are, you are having amnesia. Just press 9. Then 9 again. Then 9 again.”

So…take a breath or two before picking up the phone to call my Dial-A-Life-Coach line. Pray hard that you do not hit my answering machine…LOL!!!

But Seriously…..

You will have better luck sending a detailed account of the issue you are facing to Daphne’s new Dear Life Coaches site or writing me an email.

The Telephone of Your Mind

Here is a quote that I especially like….

“I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, harmony, health, love and abundance. Then whenever doubt, anxiety, or fear try to call me, they keep getting a busy signal and soon they’ll forget my number.”
— Edith Armstrong

Questions for you to ponder over are:

1. What is the telephone of your mind dialing to? Thoughts of peace and love or thoughts of worry and fear?
2. Also, do you give busy signals to thoughts that are not helpful?

Abundance always,